FB #6: I wonder how many slogans could be made from this post.

"Vote principles not slogans! American pride means American Supremacy;
means American Hegemony; means American World Preeminence.
I FAVOR it ! All of it, and I need no carefully crafted slogans to declare it.
Stop in at the VA Hospital and experience patriotism not journalism!"

Didn't you know that flag lapel pins are the key to world domination?

FB #5: Get them started early

FB "I was born 8 days ago on June 15, 2010 and in November 2038 I will be elected the 50th president!"

First of all, I applaud the infant that has the fine motor skills to conjure up a post like this. Unfortunately you'll be about seven years short of the mark in 2038...a year in which, incidentally, there will be no presidential election. But that's okay. I'd focus on potty training first.

FB #4: I'm a poet and I knew it

"lets nuke thier ass and take thier gas"

Isn't this Kim Jong Il's foreign policy platform?

FB #3: Maybe a carnival instead

"why is Louisiana getting national guard troops and we can't get any on our border here in AZ? Not fair!!!"

Hey, next time millions of gallons of oil wash up on the shores of Arizona, I bet that we'll be able to spare a few helping hands.

FB #2: Three's Company

"the 6's are 3 and they are in his scalp 666"

This one is, of course, referring to Barack Obama. I always thought he had a killer tat.

FB #1: I was a Goneril supporter, myself

"Well busch didnt help much either,but better than obama.how about a return to regan !!!"

I've always wanted a zombie President. Anyone got a Necronomicon?